Udder Madness! Cow Stampede In L.A! (No, Seriously – Way Too Much Video Inside)

Many of us Las Vegans either started life in a smog-riddled village a few hours down I-15, or we know some poor sap from that town. Y'know, the one that's also overrun by traffic, bad hockey teams, and...cows?

Please join us now for a brief video tour of one of the funniest things we've seen in a long time: a Hollywood production of COWS GONE WILD!!! 

Let's start with the basics. Who let the cows out? Who who who who who?

Here's a news report that made us giggle way too much.

This wouldn't be funny if the guy was hurt, but since he wasn't, it's pretty hilarious to watch a heifer go gangsta on a wannabe wrangler.

If you've got wayyy too much time on your hands, here's a full half-hour of low-speed cow chasing.

And finally, some life advice from Bart Simpson.

We try to wrap up these sorts of things with some appropriate pictures, and since we don't have a bunch of ridiculous cow pictures to share with you, we thought we'd go with a COVID standby: weird facemask pictures for your amusement.