If Your Dog Had A Dating Profile What Would It Say
We got our dog Mack when she was about 2 months old. She was the sweetest chubby dog and we are so proud of her because she has grown up…
Two cute dogs with hearts on their noses
[fotyma] via iStock / Getty Images PlusWe got our dog Mack when she was about 2 months old. She was the sweetest chubby dog and we are so proud of her because she has grown up to be a beautiful young woman. She is 4 years old (21 in doggy years) Dad says she can start dating now so I wanted to make her a dating profile!
If my dog had a dating profile this is what it would say...
Hi, my name is Mack. I'll never forgive my parents for giving me a boy name. I go by other names to counter my boy name: Macaroon, Looney Tune, Tune-Tune, Sis, Sissy Girl.
I am adopted, and to be honest, I don't know where I come from. But I am ok with it. I am great with kids but won't be having any of my own. I'm spayed. I used to be scared of everything and anything from water bottles, to the vacuum, and when people would ring the doorbell. But since the family brought home a little human I toughened up to protect him.
I love being outdoors, I like hiking and walking. I would say I am an athletic dog but I also love staying in on a Saturday night and watching Sing 2 for the 1,000th time with my humans. I have to get a lot of exercise to keep my girlish figure because I eat everything the little human gives me.
I want to be really open with my potential suitors, so I will disclose any red flags I have and hope you can look past it. I eat my own poop. Mom makes me brush my teeth.
She is a good girl! Anyone would be lucky to have her, but to be honest, she has 2 brothers that don't want to share her!
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Aimee Thomas is the morning show co-host of Aimee + Shawn on 102.7 VGS. She has been VGS since the birth of the station in 2022 and has been with Beasley Media Group for nine years doing mornings at various stations in the cluster. Before working in radio Aimee was a bartender at a local restaurant in Las Vegas when a local radio veteran thought she would be perfect in radio because of her crazy stories, knowledge of pop culture, and contagious laugh. Aimee loves writing about new recipes she creates in her kitchen, her favorite artists and actors, and being a mom of two boys.
